The quality of the posts here are highly disturbing. The lack of spurious tuples, or finitely plausible, yet false objects, is one of the more disturbing things. This spam lacks a certain finesse, typically brought by a "style", or G x O, where G is the volume of one's dictionary, and O is the known gap in the time space continuum. When these two are divided though, time can be infinitely reversed, or warped. When the element of substitution is brought into any equation (Knowledge = Power; Power = Corruption; Therefore, Knowledge = Corruption), the logicality of statements of a known canned food lover, can be greatly increased, or decreased, depending on G (volume of one's dictionary), and O x M (or, the canned ham's false expiration date). The equations G / O, and O x M can be used to create artificial preservatives, that are used in everything you find today at your local space supply depot.